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Don't Suck an Ugly Dick Unisex Tee Shirt

Don't Suck an Ugly Dick Unisex Tee Shirt

Regular price $20.68 USD
Regular price Sale price $20.68 USD
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Description

This relaxed fit garment dyed tee delivers bold attitude with everyday comfort. Made from medium weight 100 percent ring spun cotton, the fabric softens over time while the post construction dye creates a lived in feel with subtle texture. The front graphic hits with loud typography and bright color pops that read like a protest poster, designed for people who lean into outspoken satirical style. Easy to wear and built to last, this tee works just as well layered or on its own. 

• Crafted from premium ring spun cotton for a soft broken in feel
• Garment dyed finish for rich color and natural texture
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams for clean lines
• Double needle stitching for added durability and structure

Features

Fabric Blend: 100% ring spun cotton at 6.1 oz per square yard for soft, breathable, pre shrunk comfort.

Finish Treatment: Garment dyed for lived in color, natural texture, and long lasting vibrancy.

Construction: Tubular knit body with no side seams for a clean silhouette and enhanced durability.

Structure Details: Double needle stitching throughout for reinforced strength and shape retention.

Rest assured, each garment is carefully produced and inspected for quality, comfort, and durability.

Care & Use

• Machine Wash Cold: Max 30C or 90F for best results.
• Bleach When Needed: Use non chlorine bleach only.
• Tumble Dry Low: Gentle heat to maintain shape.
• Do Not Iron: Protect the graphic and fabric.
• Do Not Dry Clean: Designed for easy home care.

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Questions We Get Asked

Yes, enjoy free 1-6 business days shipping on all orders.

We use premium packaging to ensure safe delivery and conduct thorough quality checks before shipping. While rare, if any damage occurs, we immediately send a replacement at no cost.


Yes, this tee is machine washable and designed to hold its shape and graphic through regular washes.


This tee shirt is made from medium weight 100 percent ring spun cotton and garment dyed after construction to create a soft lived in feel with lasting durability.


Yes, this tee is made from high quality, non toxic materials designed for safe, comfortable everyday wear.

Yes! We provide a 30-day return window from the day you receive your order. If your item isn’t the perfect fit, you can return it for an exchange, store credit, or a refund. Our team will guide you through the process to make it smooth and stress-free.

Yes! You can split your purchase into4 interest-free paymentswith Shop Pay at checkout—no hidden fees, no interest, and no impact on your credit score.